Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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