I'm eating all of the evidence.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
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i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize