Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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