o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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