I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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