I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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