im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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