He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize