we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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