It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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