I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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