We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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