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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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