what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
im on a boat
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