i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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