I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
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Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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