and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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