his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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