Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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