do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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