dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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