butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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