I like to think it a success when the cops are called
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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