No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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