Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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