seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Vodka?
Forever.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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