I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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