if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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