Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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