apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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