was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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