OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
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And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I think people are normalizing furries
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize