just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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