i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
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if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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