Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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