Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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