would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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