We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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