Grow some girl-balls and come out already
our cab driver is having phone sex.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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