New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize