what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
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Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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