we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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