I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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