Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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