ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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