Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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