Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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