Who did Billy Mays play for?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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