That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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