they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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